Some Computer Acronyms

[Nadeem]

PCMCIA - People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
WWW - World Wide Wait
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
CD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code
SCSI - System Can’t See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
BASIC - Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Cuts

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Nadeem

[This message has been edited by Nadeem (edited December 11, 1999).]