Nani amma ne munnay se kaha ke jab tumhay khansi aye to mouh ke agy haath rakh liya karo. Munnay ne kaha
nani amma! aap fiqar mat karain mere teeth app ke teeth ki tarha naqli nahi
Why do u think that ke police can’t go to heaven?
because they don’t have anything to do in heaven.
Judge: tum jantay ho ke jhoot bol kar kahan jao gy?
Muzim! in hell
Judge: or such bol kar
Mulzim: Sarkari jail mein.
Aik lambi dhari wale molvi bicycle par ja rahain thain ke aik khatoon se takra gay. Khatoon boli o molvi sahib! itni lambi dhari hay or 2saroon se takrate ho, sharam nahi ati?
Molvi bola! beti maaf karna yeh dhari hay break nahi 
aik admi kafi deer se apni cheenk rok raha tha to 2sare admi ne usay kaha ke agar cheenk a rahi hay to cheenk do rok kiyon rahe ho. woh bola k meri bivi ne kaha tha k jab bhi tumhay cheenk ay to samajhna mein tumeh yaad kar rahi hoon or tum 4run mere paas a jana
2sara admi bola k is mein konsi bori baat hay
woh bala ke yaar meri bivi mar chuki hay
pliceman: tum ne company manager ka haat kiyon jalaya?
nojawan: sir mein us se nokari mangnay giya to manager ne kaha pehli meri mutthi garam karo to mein ne jalta howa koila rakh diya