A Sardarji walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask him a few questions…
Officer: What’s 2+2?
Sardarji: Ummmmm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Sardarji: Ummmm… 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Mahatma Gandhi?
Sardarji: Ummmm… I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
Sardarji goes home and calls up one of his friends, who asks him if he got the job. Sardarji says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”
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