Solution to our problems

[USResident]

Re: Solution to our problems

@Robert

1. Issue of Uniform: Abolish Shalwar Kameez as national dress. Declare Army uniform as the new civilian dress. If you do’nt like it, do’nt wear it. But president likes it so he will wear it. Civilian rule restored.

2. Nawaz Shareef issue: Put his name in the exit control list, and ask him to return. He will refuse himself.

3. BB issue: Offer her post of ambassadar to the US. That will take care of that issue.

4. Imran Issue: Abolish PCB, built a new department PCM (Pakistan Cricket Management) and offer Imran the position of its head. Offer him enough salary and package including financial help to the Cancer hospital.

5. Justice Ch: Ask him to remove his mostache, if he wants to return as Supereme court chief. That would put the onus on him. If he shaves it off and returns to his position, his face would forever remind his supporters as the one who sold his soul to the “devil”. If he refuses to take off his mostache, his supporters still may not stand up for him long, because saving one’s mostache is not much of a cause.

6. Issue of US Gov: US gov pushing Mush to bring back democracy. Mush should tell them clearly that he would model it on Iraq, once after it is democratized completely. This would buy 10 more years for Mush.

This one takes the trophy to be sarcastic …