Solution to our problems

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  1. Issue of Uniform: Abolish Shalwar Kameez as national dress. Declare Army uniform as the new civilian dress. If you do’nt like it, do’nt wear it. But president likes it so he will wear it. Civilian rule restored.

  2. Nawaz Shareef issue: Put his name in the exit control list, and ask him to return. He will refuse himself.

  3. BB issue: Offer her post of ambassadar to the US. That will take care of that issue.

  4. Imran Issue: Abolish PCB, built a new department PCM (Pakistan Cricket Management) and offer Imran the position of its head. Offer him enough salary and package including financial help to the Cancer hospital.

  5. Justice Ch: Ask him to remove his mostache, if he wants to return as Supereme court chief. That would put the onus on him. If he shaves it off and returns to his position, his face would forever remind his supporters as the one who sold his soul to the “devil”. If he refuses to take off his mostache, his supporters still may not stand up for him long, because saving one’s mostache is not much of a cause.

  6. Issue of US Gov: US gov pushing Mush to bring back democracy. Mush should tell them clearly that he would model it on Iraq, once after it is democratized completely. This would buy 10 more years for Mush.

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This one takes the trophy to be sarcastic … :hehe:

Ajab karb ka Aalam hai meri basti par,
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LOL :D

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Imagine all the ladies walking around in army uniform :D

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^somebody has a thing for uniform eh!!! :faizy:

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aap ne polic-wardi wali khawateen nahi dekheen? :aq:

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Hey don’t look at me it was Robert’s idea :stuck_out_tongue:

LOL yeah i remember em. Saw a whole bunch of ladies police in a cricket match once sitting in an empty enclosure sharing gossip and putting on makeup and talking on their cell phones.

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Musharaf talking to his legal advisor
Mush: BB wants the 3rd term, but I already ammended the law allowing only 2 terms max. Going back and forth on this would make me look like dealer rather than a leader.
Legal Advisor: How about this? We make it more like a point system where each point is equalant to one year in the office. Maximum points one is allowed is 10. Based on this, BB actually has only 5.75 points, which means she can get 4 years and 3 months more as PM.
Mush: Brilliant. I am happy to have the best people with me. By the way, how many points Nawaz has, based on this formula.
Legal Advisor: Its 6, so he can get 4 years as PM.
Mush: I do'nt want him, is there something you can do legally.
Legal Advisor: I can add a clause, that these points must be redeemed within 10 years of last term. So when BB finishes her next term, Nawaz will be late by 3 months.
Mush: Brilliant again. But he will make a big noise once we implement these rules
Legal Advisor: I will put this clause about point expiration as a fine prints. You know Nawaz missed terms including number of years, in the last extradiction agreement we had him sign.

Timepaas
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:) Remember how as kids when we'd play games and we'd make up rules as we went. Like when something would happen that would make us lose we'd make up a rule at that point or suddenly remember a long forgotten rule, whatever to keep us in the game.

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hahahaahah yeah thats what this is

Timepaas
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What you think Roberto Gonzales had been doing with Bush.

Pakistan VS Canada | 3rd March
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Wardi, wardi, wardi - whichever type you want! :)

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We need to change certain definitions to solve the problems.

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