I’m sure we’ve all noticed that GS is recently having some major server problems and so it doesn’t work for about 5 - 10 minutes (sometimes even more). So I talked to my expert pal on this issue and he told me that this DDoS crap means that there are too many people on GupShup at once sometimes which is causing this problem with the server.
So, my genius is plan is this:
We need to get rid of some guppies. That’s just the simplest way we can do it. Now, it is in the best interest of all of GupShup that we remove the least number of guppies possible that we need in order to allow a smooth-running server for the rest of us. So if there’s too many guppies posting at once, and there isn’t enough room on the server for us all, the best way to fix it would be to get rid of the FAT people. This way, we will eliminate a minimum number of guppies, with a greater amount of server space.
Let us use this thread to compile a list of the fat guppies that are taking up too much space on the GS server. Once we have the list, leave the rest to me. I will use my influence in the GS Mod/Admin team and will have the fatsos – I mean the server-hogs banned immediately.
Phatma1, Ask GS owners to get couple of new intel 64 bit multi core xeon processors with high speed bandwidth and RAID mounted drives, that should solve the problem I guess. Ye ghareeb gappio ke nikalna to buhat zulm wali bat lagti hay, fat plump people are special please don’t do this
fir phat gai 
But guppies are broke so it will never work.