there was a guy and one day he was drafted into the army “oh crap” but he had to go so
he was trained with wooden rifle rolling, dodging , aim at target, hitting human figures and practiced grenade with plastic fake grenade for two months with his fellows
after two months they were loaded on army trucks and arrived at the deadly front
everybody were given rifle and grenade but only he was empty in hands
the general said “son, we found special talent in you. now all you have to do is point your freaking hands at enemies and say bang. that’s it son. now go.”
he went to the front without rifle and one enemy popped up
he was desperate so he pointed his hands at enemy and said bang!
“uhh..” enemy fell on the ground
he thought wow!
then two guys popped up from sides and with quick reflex he moved his hands and said bang bang ! he just got two more enemies then bunch of enemies aroound him popped up
baba bang bang ..
he got all of them
he fought all the way through enemy line and no one was match to him
then new enemy appeared and was coming to him at moderate speed
he pointed his hands and said bang!
but that guy didn’t die
again he pointed his hands and said
baba bang bang ..
the enemy didn’t get hurt and finally came to him and rolled over him and crushed
as the enemy went by he said tank tank !
LOL!
I was born with a defective eye ;-)