Perhaps a repeat, but its funny
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A very handsome, tall and broad sardar dressed in a white kurta and dhoti is walking gracefully on a street when he is stopped by a guy. Sardar ji “I must tell you u look amazingly handsome today and this kurta makes your chest look so big”. And the sardar goes “Oh shut up man, you haven’t seen my sister yet”