…haven’t you watched SHOLEY ??
Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the ‘loot-maar’ software which he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting:
“Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikal gaya”
Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia -“Kya laye ho dhaniya?”
**Dhaniya **-“Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.”
Kaalia -“Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya?
Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!”
Thakur comes out of his house with anger,saying: “Chillao mat
kaalia!Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal
kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai”
Kaalia -“Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers
hire kiye hain kya??”
Thakur -“Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal
raha hai”.
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on
one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching
the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says:“Haa Haa..Ye log programming karenge
thakur? Haha… in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.Suno Ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai”
Veeru shouts:“Chup-chap chala ja Kutae.Ham log consultants hain,
kuch bhi kar sakte hain”
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard.Then says:“Jao kaalia,gabbar
se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya”
Kaalia -“Jaata hoon thakur.Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur
Software walon ne uska loot-maar software nahin banaya,
to wo poore network mein virus daal dega”
At the GABBAR’s den…
GABBAR: “Kittnay bugs thay”?
KALIA: “Do sarkaar”
GABBAR:“Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega,
Iski saja milegi… Barobar milegi”
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]
“Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?”
Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.
GABBAR: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.
[logout.. logout… logout…]
Haan.. ab theek hai… Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?”
KAALIA: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?”
GABBAR: " To ab documentation kar !!!"
[LOGOUT…]
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