Software Industry

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

  2. Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.

  3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

  4. Client is one who knows that it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby, But expects otherwise.

  5. Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not.

  6. Resource optimisation team thinks I don’t want man or woman, I’ll still produce a child with zero resources.

  7. Documentation team will think I don’t care how a child is delivered, I’ll just document 9 months.

  8. QA Auditor is the only person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.

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Re: Software Industry

:hehe:

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Training essential for judges: Chief Justice.
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Re: Software Industry

QA always have the fun job but boaring personality…

:hehe:

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Re: Software Industry

NOT Always!! :closed: