Husband : (Returning from work) "Morning dear, I’m now logged in "
Wife : Have you brought the ring? Husband : Bad Command or file name.
Wife : But I had told you in the morn… Husband : Erraneous syntax. Abort?
Wife : What about my diwali saree? Husband : Variable not found…
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love
computers or are you just being funny? Husband : Too many parameters.
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: A true case of datatype mismatch.
*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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Life is all a big confusion.. people ignore their feelings, their thoughts, their ideas, their theories, their wishes, and they even ignore what they WANT in order to be happy. Yet surprisingly they remain calm!