When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see anyone around you. The world seems to be fading away. Come along with me, I’ll take you to an eye specialist!
-If marriages are made in heaven, what is made in Hell?
The days after marriage.
-I wrote your name on the sands, it washed away. I wrote your name in the air, it blew away. So, I wrote your name in my heart, and I got a heart attack.
-The husband leaned over the well, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, “It really works!”
-Teacher: Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Change it to an exclamatory sentence.
Student: Wow!
