Once there was a soccer league and one of the teams that was performing really bad started winning all in sudden. The reason behind that was the new Super Awesome Soccer played in the team.
This guy was performing really well and every one was happy… but all in sudden his performance start to go down. Coach cudnt figure what was happening… He started to follow his daily routine and he noticed that the soccer player is very famous among girls and is dating alot.
He told the guy that he’s got to stop getting laid and focus more on soccer coz thats his future; Coach convinces the soccer player and gets a promise from him that he will just quit acting like a player…
One day the guy was dating secretly, he was in a restaurant with this gal when he saw his coach coming in the restaurant. He tried to hide but failed … The Coach was not only disappointed at him but he was actually VERY mad when he saw him with this gal.
The Soccer player trying to smart says … Coach its not what u think, she is my wife. The Coach at this point actually punched the guy and said “No, she is not ur wife, she is my wife.” 