So whats the acceptable period

for a girl to cry on your shoulder before you tell her she is being an idiot and her whinging is getting annoying?

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It shouldn't take but a few moments. Assuming the girl is single during her vulnerable state, of course.

Girl: sniff "I can't believe it....why does this happen to me?....how am I gonna get past this?" snarf

CM: (trying to take advantage) There, there now. You'll be okay. You deserve better.

Girl: You really think so, CM?

CM: "Of course. Now how about a date, you n me... Saturday night?"

Girl: "Bwahhahahahahahahhahaha. You're so funny, CM. Thanks for making me laugh."
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CM: ** (flies into a rage) "You're an idiot. Your whinging is getting annoying. Fatty!" leaves to make his own sammich

Re: So whats the acceptable period

The first time, let it be.

The second time, give her good advice.

The third time, you break it down with the truth.

Re: So whats the acceptable period

Exactly. Which is pretty much what I illustrated above.

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Sometimes I wonder if CM will always be making "his own sammich."

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With sammiches in mind....the acceptance period will still just take but a few moments.

Girl: sniff ...sniff....snaarf...."When will it ever get better, CM?"

*CM *(trying to take advantage): "Aaaaw, you know what will make you feel better?"

Girl: looks up with hopeful, but bloodshot/teary eyes "What?"

CM: (grinning smugly) "Making me a sammich."

Girl: (with a quivering lips) "But wouldn't that just be making YOU happy instead of me?"

CM: "It's one and the same, snookums."

*Girl: * *cries harder and doesn't budge an inch toward the kitchen"

*CM: * (flies into a rage)...."You're an idiot if you can't even make a sammich. All you do is whinge! It's so annoying."

^ RV what would make these scenarios even better is if the tactics backfire on CM. Then he will be stuck with the whining and the annoying girl a little longer :clown: So yeah get on with writing that one!

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Hey hey...I would never take advantage of a girl. But yes I would ask her to make me a sammich. After all if i have to listen to her whining might as well do it on a full stomach :D

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I cringe every time someone spells whining as whinging

:(

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^both are words =\

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40 minutes in total......... be it in 2-3 sessions or a single one.

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20 seconds to be precise :D

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Never never never never ever never.

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You comfort her, buy her Godiva truffles and flowers. (daily) till she forgets all about you.

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The sooner the better.

Re: So whats the acceptable period

What kind of question is that? Always though acceptable period was 1 month.

Re: So whats the acceptable period

Or in the OP's case. 1 special week. :D