for a girl to cry on your shoulder before you tell her she is being an idiot and her whinging is getting annoying?
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It shouldn’t take but a few moments. Assuming the girl is single during her vulnerable state, of course.
Girl: sniff “I can’t believe it…why does this happen to me?..how am I gonna get past this?” snarf
CM: (trying to take advantage) There, there now. You’ll be okay. You deserve better.
Girl: You really think so, CM?
CM: “Of course. Now how about a date, you n me… Saturday night?”
Girl: “Bwahhahahahahahahhahaha. You’re so funny, CM. Thanks for making me laugh.”
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CM: ** (flies into a rage) “You’re an idiot. Your whinging is getting annoying. Fatty!” leaves to make his own sammich
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The first time, let it be.
The second time, give her good advice.
The third time, you break it down with the truth.
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Exactly. Which is pretty much what I illustrated above.
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Sometimes I wonder if CM will always be making “his own sammich.”
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With sammiches in mind…the acceptance period will still just take but a few moments.
Girl: sniff …sniff…snaarf…“When will it ever get better, CM?”
**CM **(trying to take advantage): “Aaaaw, you know what will make you feel better?”
Girl: looks up with hopeful, but bloodshot/teary eyes “What?”
CM: (grinning smugly) “Making me a sammich.”
Girl: (with a quivering lips) “But wouldn’t that just be making YOU happy instead of me?”
CM: “It’s one and the same, snookums.”
**Girl: ** *cries harder and doesn’t budge an inch toward the kitchen"
**CM: ** (flies into a rage)…“You’re an idiot if you can’t even make a sammich. All you do is whinge! It’s so annoying.”
^ RV what would make these scenarios even better is if the tactics backfire on CM. Then he will be stuck with the whining and the annoying girl a little longer
So yeah get on with writing that one!
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Hey hey…I would never take advantage of a girl. But yes I would ask her to make me a sammich. After all if i have to listen to her whining might as well do it on a full stomach ![]()
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I cringe every time someone spells whining as whinging
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^both are words =\
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40 minutes in total… be it in 2-3 sessions or a single one.
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20 seconds to be precise ![]()
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Never never never never ever never.
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You comfort her, buy her Godiva truffles and flowers. (daily) till she forgets all about you.
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The sooner the better.
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What kind of question is that? Always though acceptable period was 1 month.
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Or in the OP’s case. 1 special week. ![]()