US Catholics outsourcing prayers to India
American, as well as Canadian and European, churches are sending Mass intentions, or requests for services like those to remember deceased relatives and thanksgiving prayers, to clergy in India.
I say we outsource parties.. it costs too much to throw a party here what with all the snacks, the meal, drinks, disposable plates etc… let’s have one in India with some idlee and paani puri on banana leaves… how much do u think it may cost?
PA, legal services are next. Yee ha!!! As IT and call center services become commodotized, to move up the value chain is the mantra in outsourcing. Nothihng says move up the value chain like outsouricng prayers…open call to mullahs to get some ROI on their daily submission ot the lord.
Professionally speaking, I think prayers are an excellnt process to be offshored to India. It is very procedure heavy and repetitive…who wants to start a start-up? :cashmoneyvaalaicon:
I like the outsourcing of Radiological services to India! No longer can a US doc read xrays for $400,000 per year. Zap that thing over the internet to some Indian doc, and pay $50,000 per year including the highspeed internet link.
That should be very comforting to you Muslim folk!
If outsourcing keeps on spreading, it won't be long before Indian surgeon will operating via internet surgical robot. Don't laugh. There is an actual device like this being developped.
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How about this....
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MM
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If I have one more call from Sunil Sukhdeep Malhotra from telesavers phone company calling himself 'Joenaadhaan'..
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^ I have had those! You can always tell when they're able to pronounce your name fully.
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what will we do if they outsource "outsourcing"?
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Here is another one.... MM
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Outsourcing phone sex from call centers in India!
Preeti Chaube, Special Correspondent
January 29, 2005
http://www.blogsource.org/blog/india/
Some Call Centers in Bangalore and Mumbai have received some bizarre requests from the Western countries. Some call center operators have secretly set up phone sex operations in India.
Callers from America or Europe or any other part of the world can dial a toll free number that gets routed through a western nation into call centers in India after the caller pays in dollars or euros. Then the callers get connected to some Indian lady who provide the phone sex service.
The practice is totally illegal in India while somewhat legal in Western countries. The business is brisk and revenue flow is very heavy. The Indian operators running these call centers normally have a legitimate normal call center in the front and then phone sex center in the back end.
Girls are paid very heavy and plenty of young models are working in these underground centers. Central Bureau of Investigation and local police try their best to catch these illegal operators but all they can do is to unveil a legitimate call center operations for normal businesses.
According to sources, Interpol and Indian authorities are working together to tap the phones and nab these culprits based on the exact location of the phone.
But now call forwarding is creating another problem. The girls are being connected from the Western countries directly to their cell phones at their home. Many of these girls have claimed that they are talking to their fiancé and boyfriends in America and Western countries.
According to Indian authorities this is very difficult to control. The greed for easy money and material luxury is so high in modern India that the educated girls are jumping into the phone sex profession knowing very well they will not be infected with sexual disease or HIV!
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Outsourcing phone sex from call centers in India!
According to Indian authorities this is very difficult to control. ** The greed for easy money and material luxury is so high in modern India that the educated girls are jumping into the phone sex profession knowing very well they will not be infected with sexual disease or HIV! **
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disgusting lalchi kameeni kuriyan 
i cud understand if u were uneducated and poor and resorted to it, but wtf? educated girls???](“http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/01-29b-05.asp”)
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Did you guys hear about taking orders for McDonald drive-thrus operated from Call Centers? I bet they'll move those call centers to India as well!
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where does “Muslim” come into equation?
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^ he had to bring it some how.
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Even the Indian Gov't is jumping on this Outsourcing bandwagon!
India outsources government work - The Financial Times
By Edward Luce in New Delhi (11th Feb 2005)
The Indian government on Wednesday announced its largest outsourcing deal, to digitise hundreds of thousands of paper-based corporate filings, in New Delhi's most visible step so far to reform its slow-moving bureaucracy.
The $78m contract went to Tata Consultancy Services, India's largest software company. Reformers say outsourcing government work to the private sector is politically the least costly way of improving public sector efficiency. India's 23m government employees are in effect unsackable. Many Indians complain of continuing inertia in government offices.
“Outsourcing is the way forward it introduces accountability and it saves taxpayers' money,” said Vijay Kelkar, a former finance ministry official, who last year launched India's first online tax payment system also contracted out to a private company.
“It doesn't result in any public sector job losses so it is relatively easy to push through.”
One senior official said: “This is the Indian way of reform. You go from A to B via F.”
Under yesterday's award, TCS will digitise the corporate filings of 650,000 Indian companies across 22 national offices. Many of India's company registrar centres are large warehouses containing paper mountains from which information is rarely if ever retrieved.
TCS, listed on the equity markets last year in India's largest initial public offering, is to convert the paper records within six years. The project is intended to make a potential goldmine of corporate information instantly available online.
The number of companies in India has more than tripled from 205,000 in 1991 when New Delhi embarked on economic liberalisation to 650,000 today. But gathering information about all but the best known of India's listed companies is difficult.
