Your mother was impregnated by Darth Vader.
MOUTHBREATHES HABIB, I AM YOUR FATHER MOUTHBREATHES
What’s strange/awesome is that He only used THE FORCE!
Your father was raised by two gay hermaphrodites.
Yeah, go figure that one out.
Your children are actually Gog Magog.
What sucks is they’re licking away your brand new wallpaper.
Kim Kardashian’s bum was actually created when Oprah and Serena Williams bumped into each other.
What sucks is you can’t HIT that!
Your dog is actually a jellyfish and has just stung you.
Now you need to piss on yourself to fix it.
You don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
F Y L
Seriously.
/postwhilehigh
NomiCA
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Mirch
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This is only post from impregnation series in life 1 which makes sense.
NomiCA
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But imprenation series started from the porn series 
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and i was thinking of a vent out blog about this :p
Mirch
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Re: So right now, Life1 is all...
and i was thinking of a vent out blog about this :p
I have provided everybody a venue to vent in cafe.
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I browsed and conclude that the 'Life1ers' need to spend bit more time in REAL life. Period.
Eyyyy, apparently you need to spit on you're foot to get rid of pins and needles. Um yeh.
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^LOL
GIDSA, can I replace the word "a***" with "behind"? (if you don't mind)
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I spit on chips to get girls.
Never fails.
But arse = behind = butt = ass = bottom = tushy = bum = badonkadonk = donkey = buns
I digress. I mean its not offensive now, is it?
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For a good time, google image badonkadonk. BRB
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I smuggle raisins to get guys.
NomiCA
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now…translate HIT THAT into polite language too 
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ooh i didn’t see that.
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donkey? seriously? ewww…it’s not even cute.
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rename the forum to: Life, Relationships and Fantasies.
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donkey? seriously? ewww...it's not even cute.
Have I ever lied to you Hareem? Sadface
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goddamnitwalaybanday, tussi "kool" ho. namakoool nahi
Jolie
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rename the forum to: Life, Relationships and Fantasies.
Exactly. Some chaske baaz posters with their crappy seriously ridiculous \, *hypothetical *threads are taking over this place.