So I Met a Billionaire

[Captain1]

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@funguy

You won't move it to cafe in your wildest imaginatorial dream world! This is a signature General thread. Don't believe me? Ask the Houdini of General Mr Fraudz or the Once-a-babe of General Seniorita Muznaire. They will show you the light. Keep one thing in mind, we set the direction, you follow the orders.

You are right, Femme is confused between Career and General.

[funguy]

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You guys must be wondering how did we sell our big Idea? Well here is the simple catch... always and always gauge the psyche of the senior management in your work place. Study them, understand them, observe them...see what their long term vision is and then align your own goals and objectives that match up with theirs. Not only you will produce the synergies required for a great workplace but also help the bottom line.

If you don't sync with your senior management's thought process then get the hell out of there because you will only end up embarrassing yourselves.

And that my friends is the Big Idea for today.

[Mr_Fraudia]

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FG, so u looking for ppl for the other 9 projects? :)

[Cool_Breeze]

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@Captain1

what do you think funguy was doing there? :-|

well, this question wasn't in my list but lets ask him this too

[Poora_Mohalla]

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@funguy

You guys must be wondering how did we sell our big Idea? Well here is the simple catch... always and always gauge the psyche of the senior management in your work place. Study them, understand them, observe them...see what their long term vision is and then align your own goals and objectives that match up with theirs. Not only you will produce the synergies required for a great workplace but also help the bottom line.

If you don't sync with your senior management's thought process then get the hell out of there because you will only end up embarrassing yourselves.

And that my friends is the Big Idea for today.

Two questions come into mind:

Q1: Do they lie in Corporate America?

Q2. What is the guarantee of the security of the job?

[Captain1]

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@Poora Mohalla

Two questions come into mind:

Q1: Do they lie in Corporate America?

You should ask if they tell the truth in corporate america.

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Q2. What is the guarantee of the security of the job?
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yeah, they will give you a piece of paper saying "Send to register for warranty".

[Poora_Mohalla]

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@Captain1

You should ask if they tell the truth in corporate america. yeah, they will give you a piece of paper saying "Send to register for warranty".

so,

Q1: do they tell the truth in corporate America? If no, how do they conceal it?

Q2: What is that piece of paper called? Is your experience or timelength of working in the company a guarantee for a secured job?

[Amber11]

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. How did he eat his snacks. did he use knife & fork for Biscotti or muffins. I’m sure you guys had something to eat on the meeting table.

[Poora_Mohalla]

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@Amber11

. How did he eat his snacks. did he use knife & fork for Biscotti or muffins. I’m sure you guys had something to eat on the meeting table.

atleast, question was not about his digestive system.

[Mr_Fraudia]

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FG:

So what did Mr. Perot agree to?

[PhatBalongri]

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@Fraudz

Femme I will commit to getting him in front of the hiring managers for appropriate jobs rather than HR. or recruiters for these companies that i have worked with in past.

Arent you suppose to be working on getting me a job?
not somebody that someone knwos that somebody doesn teven know if that someone wants a job.

[Mr_Fraudia]

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^ step 1- make the edits to your resume I suggested
ste 2- send me your updated resume

Its January, companies are beginning to post opportunities now. Your case is a bit difficult because of being a fresh grad, but I have my eyes open. I usually hear about or get asked about mid mgmt level jobs and not much entry level or executive level positions.

I have not forgotten about you at all, but have not come across any fresh graduate opportunities as of yet. I will let you know if I hear anything. and I commit to getting you in front of the decision maker rather than an HR person unless the HR person is my contact :)

[funguy]

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Fraudz, the type of work we do doesn't require a beefed up workforce for new projects. I will definitely keep you and others on GS in mind when we get to the point of the launch and if there is a need for a surge in resources. Knowing you I think you are over-qualified.

[PhatBalongri]

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I was just kidding :D
I did make the edits but I still have to add more things to it and inshAllah when it looks really good i will send it to you. I have an interview on the 22nd with Ford and i am really hoping that will be it and i wont have to work on my stupid resume again. I get sick of looking at it.

[PakistaniAbroad]

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@funguy

Knowing you I think you are over-qualified.

o bhai he was trying to be the match maker for ghareeb awaam.. not himself.

[Mr_Fraudia]

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correction: I always have my interests in mind too. :) but that communication I have with FG in private msgs

[Dopey]

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correction: interest is entirely haram. I am an ethical individual.

[Mr_Fraudia]

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@Dopey

correction: interest is entirely haram. I am an ethical individual.

correction: ‘interest’ is haram (debatable), but ‘interests’ are not
not everything that has the word ‘interest’ in it is haram

PS: you are an interesting person

[funguy]

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@Fraudz

PS: you are an interesting person

hahahaha in the context it is said it can translate to 'you are a ****** person'

[Mr_Fraudia]

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subtla chanda subtle, ab aap nay poora bhanda phorr diya

as I said, there is hidden wisdom in the statements of Pir Fraudia, not apparent to the eyes of the casual reader.