So how smart are you?

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Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let’s find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don’t take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are…?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

 You're not very good at this! Are you?



  Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don’t believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again

Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE

SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

Re: So how smart are you?

i am not smart :(

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I knew this one before, so I got all of them right. :p

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yeh rite!:rolleyes:

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I dare u to post ur answers… pweeeeej! Lets laugh ok! :wink:

Umer, what did u do the first time. tell tell! The Bonus is easy though :rolleyes:

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You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

  • 1st
    If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

  • last

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

  • 5000

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

  • some name with n

Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

  • i dunno :S..

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The brain works in miraculous ways. I got them all wrong except the one that I already knew. I must be Alexander Dumas.

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hehe... I knowD I got the bonus right the first time I did it.

The math question I got 4100. Add up all the thousands first 1000+1000+1000+1000= 4000, then add up all the 40+30+20+10 which totalls to =100. so its 4100. If we add up separately instead of in the order it asks, its easier to keep up.

for the 5 daughter's name: I was like Umm Neno???

I didn't even bother answering the first. I was like What the !(#&#@~!! so skipped down to the other one.

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errr...mera maths kyon itna kharab hey
its still 5000 !!
baqi were all fine

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i got all of them right... ok fine... one wrong....ok two wrong... the last two... i was so sure that i got the 5000 right... i actually checked it

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hmm, i’m stupid :smack:

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:blush:

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When I read it for the first time the 4100 vs. 5000 question was the only one I had wrong. All others: Correct at first attempt. :p

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:rotfl:

im stoopis every1:bummer:

Re: So how smart are you?

Is there ANYTHING that you haven’t read or heard before???