Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho
gayi!!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho
tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River
ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho
tum…
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass
hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati
hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si
lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se
guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha
karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…
Paper Raddi wala !!!
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar
de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar
De
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera
dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera
dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main
tera kya jata hai:)
Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo,
tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo,
teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki
kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar
Per