SMS Mania

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ok another one - my cousin send it to me

the best relation ever is b/w 2 eyes , they blink together, move together, cry together, see together , STILL , they never see each other directly BUT , when they see a gurl , one will blink and other will not ,, MORAL OF THE STORY , a girl can break any kind of relationship :)

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:cb:lol…

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three naked men in a sauna, an american a japanese and an irish man.

they hear a beeping sound, the american touches his arm and says thats my pager, i have a micro chip under my skin.

next a phone rings and the japanese man lifts his palm to his ear, he says i have a micro chip in my hand.

the irish man, now feeling very low tech, goes to the toilet and comes back with toilet paper hanging from his arse.

Oh jaysus, look at that, i am getting a fax...

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disgusting…ewww…:smilestar:

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:rotfl:

fbi :waves:

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ok..one more..
waqt hona chahiyey kisi ko yaad kerney k liyey....
bahaana toh apney aap mil jaata hai...
jab yaad he na kerna ho kisi ko
to hwaqt hi bahana ban jaata hai..


:)

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what ya mean eww .. its a joke …

hello :wave:

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an eww joke..:smilestar:

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hhahaha - lol - joke :)

kaisay ho fbi ?

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The most recent SMS that I received this morning says:

[QUOTE]

NOPD reports I-610 between Elysian Fields & Franklin Ave closed due to dangerous road conditions Use alternative routes
[/QUOTE]

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ok how about this one .. i recieved it from a dear friend…

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai
sitaron ne salam bheja hai
mubarak ho apko eid ki khushiyan
yeh paighaam ham ne aap ko dil se bheja hai..
Eid Mubarak!

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shikra:smilestar:

the most recent i received was , this is ure’s sister’s friend , her new number is xxxxxxxxx , please call her :smiley: she’s out of credit :omg: