Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai…
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai…
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai …
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
…
Abey mera chata vapas kar.
I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.
Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai
Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.
Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of “MY BEST FRIEND”. But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as…
Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .
So billooo was utterly confused & nervous… what to do !!!
Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father…
So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay “MY FATHER”…
Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much…
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange…
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
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ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain…
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sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aoao milke kasam khaye,
is dushman ko khatam karen gay.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek botal hum khatam karen gay…
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye…,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua…
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??
The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car…u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words…
I …la…puncture !!
Friends r like mirrors
they are our reflection
you r damn lucky I look good !!!
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known you,
Its kinda hard for me to forget you.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting…
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful
Then I look at you…
I …
I …
I rather look at the stars again. *****
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
you are 100% beautiful, you are 100% lucky
you are 100% sweet , you are 100% nice
and you are 100% stupid to believe these words
What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins???
He wonders who is the father of the second child.
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds…
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ERROR: NO BRAIN DETECTED!
now after having read all this
dont just pass by
at least i deserve a few replies for this
i’ve been collecting them since long
