When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day,
sometimes in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when
we found out there was a bus.
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“All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest
day’s work.” -Steve Martin in Sgt. Bilko (1996)
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"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They
are in front of you in the express lane at the supermarket."
-June Henderson
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Why is it that when you eat too much for lunch, you feel
drowsy all afternoon, but when you eat a big meal in the
evening, you stay awake all night?
One of the questions asked on our company's employee appli-
cation form is: "Did you receive any training in the U.S.
Armed Forces that is relevant to the position applied for?"
An applicant answered, "To wake up early and go to work."
haha, the supermarket one is the best
"Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you." -Unknown
Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
that was good
:)
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
A classic quote.......
In a recent interview, General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked if he
thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have
harboured and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 11 September
attacks on America.
His answer was classic. He said,
"I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting."
Kambakht Ishq!
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
"I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of
privacy." -Daniel McGoorty