Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?
Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga.
Wife : kyon ?
Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai. ;-))
A man at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call a modern Art?”
Art Dealer “I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!”
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this oil?”
Shopkeeper: “ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab”
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "
A Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently.
The lady said, " break nahi mar sakta tha kya?"
Sardarji replied “break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di…”
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge… think…
“PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI”
One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,
“padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot…”
One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,
“padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot…”
That’s what I call a double idiot!