One day, while Shahzad was driving his Lexus IS300 very very fast … he noticed red lights flashing behind him. It was the Police.
He pulled over … Shahzad thought that if he would say something witty, maybe the officer would appreciate it and let him off easy.
As the officer walked up .. Shahzad said “Officer, I know I was going a little fast but I am an advertiser”
The officer, intrigued asks "How does that have anything to do with this?"
He says "Well, I'm advertising for Lexus .. the image of a slow car doesn't appeal to everyone... and that's why I'm driving this Lexus fast"
Officer says "Good, maybe you can get your boss to pay your ticket"
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