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Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart

Your husband,

Allen

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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

  1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

  2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

  3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses

…Instead of the rent.

  1. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items… …

  2. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart

:rotfl:

Re: Smart Wife

LOL excellent joke after longtime.

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: now my freind has fell of his chair…and im laughing at him and the joke

Re: Smart Wife

Sabriya…this is tooo funny:rotfl:…:d:D:D:D

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:rotfl:

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Lol :rotfl:

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very nice :hehe:

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:cb:

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:cb:

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:D:D

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:hehe:

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:rotfl:

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Sabriyaa ... Isnt that corny too ....

Re: Smart Wife

Lol - eh toh save karna paray ga

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No, if it were ppl wouldnt be laughing :rolleyes:

Re: Smart Wife

*Zaahir haii app khud quote kiyaa haii ...yeh kyuun hoooga

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Re: Smart Wife

I understood only one word: quote. Translation plz in simpler urdu or English :D

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haahaaaa .. better forget that ..

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:hehe: One of the best jokes I’ve heared in the recent past.

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Nice ..sukar hai bills ka sath woo khud be sath nahi aa gie ..:cb:

nice 1