After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists
found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
network one thousand years ago.
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American
scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read:- “US
scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have
concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital
telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.”
One week later, the Pakistani press reported the following:- "After
digging as deep as 500m, pakistani scientists have found absolutely nothing.
They concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using
mobile phones.
:rotato: 
when u’re desperate 2 get in…U’ll b diying 2 get out…