Hey, beautiful, what are you doing tonight? Sorry, i don’ t date outside of my species.
Hey, gorgeous. Where have you been all my life? Well, for most of it i wasn’ t born.
Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Your body is like a temple. Sorry, there are no services today.
May i have the last dance? You’ ve just had it.
Hi, sexy, fancy a drink? I like your approach, now lets see your departure.
We could step outside and watch the sunrise. Your starting to sound OK. Time to up my medication.
Wanna go back to my place? I don’ t know, will two people fit under a stone?
Hey, baby, wanna come outside? I see you’ ve set appart this time to publically hummiliate yourself.
If you come home with me, i can show you a really good time. You know your problem? Your mouth is writing cheques that your body can’ t cash.
When can i take you out? How about never? Is never good for you?
Why won’ t you come out with me? Lower your standards a little. I did, and the answer’ s still no.
Hey, baby, what’ s your sign? Do not enter.
I’ d reckon we’ d be great together. Any connection between your reality and mine is completely coincidental.
So how about you and i go away somewhere? I couldn’ t go away with you. I feel i’ d be depriving a village of it’ s idiot.
I ‘d go through anything for you. Let’ s start with your bank account.
Ya’know, i really like you. I like you. You remind me of me when i was young and stupid
Y’know, heads turn when they see you. And stomachs turn when they see yours.
I want to give myself to you. Sorry, i don’ t accept cheap gifts.
D’you mind if i kiss the back of your neck? Look, i don’ t know what your problem is, but i bet it’s hard to pronounce.
I would go to the end of the world for you. Yes, but would you stay there?
What’ s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? What’ s a nice guy like you doing in a face like that?
Haven’ t we met before? Yes, i’ m the receptionist at a VD clinic.
You knock me dead with your looks. You knock me dead with your breath.
Your place, or mine? Both. You go to your place, and i’ ll go to mine.
We could make sweet music together. I’ m looking for a guy with a grand piano, not a penny whistle.
I can tell that you want me. Yes, i want you to leave.
What are your sexual preferences? My sexual preference is " no".
How about me and you getting together some time? I’ m busy. You’ re ugly. Have a nice day.
What do you do for a living? I’ m a female impersonator.
Haven’ t i seen you someplace before? Yes, that’ s why i don’ t go there anymore.
Fancy a quick one? What am i? Flypaper for freaks?
I happen to think you’ re great. And i happen to think you grate.
Listen, honey, you and i were made for each other. Save your breath for your inflatable date
