Smart Pakistani Guy

Two People, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy. To irritate the Pakistani guy they strike up this conversation.

John says to Mike: “So where are you off too…India?”
Mike: “Oh, no I heard taht there are too many muslims there.”
(The Pakistani guy stares in his seat)
John: “Are you going to Iran?”
Mike: “No, that place is even more populated with muslims!”
John: “Are you going to India, I mean Indonesia?”
Mike: “Ugh… no way.. that place is crawling with muslims!”
(By now the Pakistani guy is getting really mad..)
John: “So you must be going to Pakistan?”
Mike: “Absolutely not… that place is INFESTED with muslims!”

Frusterated the Pakistani guy turns around and says: “Why don’t you both go to Hell, I hear there aren’t any Muslims there!”

:slight_smile:

:)

Re: Smart Pakistani Guy

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*Originally posted by Sayonee: *
Two People, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy. To irritate the Pakistani guy they strike up this conversation.

John says to Mike: "So where are you off too...India?"

Mike: "Oh, no I heard taht there are too many muslims there."
(The Pakistani guy stares in his seat)
John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with muslims!"
John: "Are you going to India, I mean Indonesia?"
Mike: "Ugh... no way.. that place is crawling with muslims!"
(By now the Pakistani guy is getting really mad..)
John: "So you must be going to Pakistan?"
Mike: "Absolutely not... that place is INFESTED with muslims!"

Frusterated the Pakistani guy turns around and says: "Why don't you both go to Hell, I hear there aren't any Muslims there!"

:)
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:)

Good Shot
It was a Sixer :k:

:slight_smile:

"Smart Pakistani Guy" - that is the most self contradictory statement I have heard!

Well you must not know of many people then...
& i didnt make up the title..its part of the joke.

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*Originally posted by ~NiQ@Bi~: *
"Smart Pakistani Guy" - that is the most self contradictory statement I have heard!
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Straight Up sista! :D

:k: