Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,helaid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o’clock every night… whether you’re here or not.”
Ohh that's a good one..I'll keep it in mind :D
Another one..
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her repeated objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
^^
Guess he missed the 7-o-Clock Curfew atleast couple of times … Lolz
I posted that joke sometime back 
cool breeze waala
Pardon my mistake, you gracious lady … 
GoOd ....
ab kuch naya lao ... market mein....
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GoOd ....
ab kuch naya lao ... market mein....
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you want it to be 5th or 7th ;)