**Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I’m a’kela’. 
Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just 'mutter’ed…
Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: ‘Aaloo?’…
Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert…
Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do ‘phools’ fall in love?..
Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I’m a 'mota’car…
Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don’t ‘unda’-stand…
Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: ‘Jhinga’ Bells.
Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was ‘puri’…
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: ‘Aaloo lonesome tonight?’
Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati. - Definitely not Memon.
Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?
A: Ik-bal…
This ij da funkiest…!!!
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to theother pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - ‘HUT’…
(This may have been copied from earlier post on GS):o**
