SMART BLONDE?????

A BLONDE WAS SITTING NEXT TO A LAWYER ON AN
AIRPLANE. THE LAWYER KEPT BUGGING HER TO PLAY
A GAME OF INTELLIGENCE. FINALLY, HE OFFERED HER
10-1 ODDS: EVERY TIME SHE COULDN’T ANSWER ONE
OF HIS QUESTIONS, SHE OWED HIM $5. EVERY TIME
HE COULD NOT ANSWER HER’S, HE’D GIVE HER $50.
THE LAWYER ASKED, “WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BET-
WEEN EARTH AND THE NEAREST STAR?” WITHOUT A
WORD, THE BLONDE HANDED HIM $5 AND ASKED,
“WHAT GOES UP A HILL WITH THREE LEGS AND COM-
ES BACK DOWN WITH FOUR?”
THE LAWYER WAS PUZZLED. HOURS LATER, ANGRY
AND FRUSTRATED, HE GAVE UP AND PAID THE BLONDE
$50.
SHE PUT THE $50 INTO HER PURSE WITHOUT COMMENT. BUT THE LAWYER INSISTED, “WHAT IS THE
ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION?” WITHOUT SAYING A
WORD, SHE HANDED HIM $5.


hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

Nice joke

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now turn off the damn caps lock…


My Strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…

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wow!

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Sugar, spice 'n all things nice

kheeekheeekheee

thanks


hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

man when did blonde became so smart man now i have to be careful. lol hahahah

lol top joke

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  • Beware of a person whose smile doesn’t improve his face *

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My Strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…

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thanks


hummay tum say pyar kitna

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yae hum nahe jantay

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[This message has been edited by 2629 (edited July 04, 2002).]

lol...but I personnaly like the programmer and engineer in place of the blonde and laywer. It just makes more sense.


I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!

Cliched ain't it ;)

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  • Ju khak meiN milay usay milta hai ** aashna ** aye asmanay walay yeh nuskha bhi azma. *

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haha… u funny dude…