There are these two women having a game of golf one day but they are holding up Santa Singh and Banta Singh behind them by taking their time putting and aiming for the holes.
Then Santa Singh says to Banta Singh, “I think I’m going to go ask them if they don’t mind stepping out the way so we can play our shot and move on to the next hole”. So Santa Singh comes within 3 metres of the women and decides he can’t do it, so he walks back to Banta. What’s the problem asks Banta Singh. Santa Singh says "hey man, ones my wife, the others my mistress.
So brave Banta Singh decides he’ll do the honours. So he walks over to the women and turns straight back toward Santa.
“No way!”, he says.
Santa Singh asks what’s the problem.
Banta Singh says “small world isn’t it?”