Small Dilemma

I have been tapped by City University of NY to go to a campus in NYC and answer questions from students for two hours this coming Monday. Students are mostly Sophmores, Juniors and Seniors in IT or Comp Sci. I have been out of school sytems for quite a while. What type of questions are they gonna ask.
I doubt if they will ask
Are you a terrorist?
Are you an Ahmadi?
Why do Pakis hate Brazil… I meant India.

I know most of you ugly ducklings are students, so why dont you help unlce Vz with a few samples (I am being serious, leave your bongs and drugs para-feee-nalia in your dorms).
The Dean /or the head told me that most kids will want to know what type of jobs are going to be available?
Help Me

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No. (To 'Help me' outcry, I mean).

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^ why are you so negative Roman?

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Why are you so sensitive danday?

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with you around, how can I not be? :flower1:

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Why are you so protective of verizon's dilemma regardless of how small it is? I mean, what's so personal about it?

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I ma also protective of you. Are you jealous? Post your dilemma and I will protect you too. Dilemmas are to be protected, roman. it is what makes you and verizon the same...along with your proclivity towards bartenders with long legs.

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Verizon bhai, they will probably ask you about your experiences, your advice on what courses to take, whether or not its good to go beyond your bachelor's degree, how much weed you smoked in college, where to look for a good job, etc.

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what made you pick this field? are you earning as much qas you expected?what is the one thing you love abt your job? what is one thing you hate about your job?
shooo, this is all I can think of right now, IT ppl will help you out more with technical questions.

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Most likely question, how much can I make getting out of school, and are there any jobs?

Ya terrorist....

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They will probably want some contact info for India so they can get a head start at looking for a job that was offshored to there.

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OG and UTD. LOL. I hope they all dont duck under their desks when they see me. Or bitch about stealing their jobs.
Rest of the folks thank you. Even Roman. Me no discriminate.

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more than 60% of them will be asleep anyway, just chat about your 4 wives in punjabi, they wont notice the difference. Good Luck!

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^^^lol

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You just called us ugly and still expect us to help you. Such an idiot you are! I would rather sleep off the two hours than ask you for an advice.

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^^ I called you ugly ducklings out of love. I love all without discrimination.

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Verizon…try pulling your dilemma to elongate it. Small dilemmas are not in demand.

:jhanda:

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dont forget your crystal ball at home :snooty:

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just ... um.... damn... i dunno i never did these things....

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First thing they will ask you “Are you an A-raib”? Most of those stoners can’t differentiate between an Arab and a Pakistani.