i confess, i am a sloppy one, 
and proud.
Cant beleive some men shave their chest/arms/legs, use makeup, have 4/5 different hair products like gel/mouse/gum (gum! 
), Shave with the latest razer quad blades with gel.
Its strictly soap and water for me, little bit of shampoo, little bit of gel to control the hair, single blade disposable razor.
Spending more half an hour in the bathroom is for women.