Sleep with me ....uff taubah .. ! lol

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : “Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll do ANYTHING for you…” The man says : "Okay then, sleep with me."She says :“You PIG!! NEVER!!” So he says “FINE!” and he drops her down… So she’s falling and screaming…Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :“Oh thank you, you saved me, I’ll do anything that you
ask…” The guy says : “Fraulein, sleep with me.” She replies : “Oh you nastypig!!! NEVER!” So the man says : “Fine!!!” and he also drops her down again. She’s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she’s going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : “Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll SLEEP with you!!” The Muslim man replies : “Astaqfirulla’h!” and he drops her…


With Love:


Only that person worth your tears, who never made u cry!

LOL

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LOL

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ha hye bay chaari, aasman say girri aur khajoor mein atuk hi na sakki

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Ashtaghfirullah…


^^Dil dariya, sumandaroon doongay!!!^^

Bay, I am laughing hard after a long time.

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..chaloo hum bhee kisee kam tu ayeey…aray hasna ..hasana yee hee apna kaam

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…khush rahoo ..hastee muskuratee rahoo !

wo keya ghazal hay … keya ghum hay jis ko chupa rahey ho…aisa tu koi chakker nahee ?

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With Love:


Only that person worth your tears, who never made u cry!

Muslim aur Ashtaghfirullah, ya kaisa musalman tha…

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LOL

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…isnt that a TRUE cluture of Islam..unlike they show in INDIAN movies …jahaaan koi LERKEE khareedney/baichney kee baaat ayee MUSLIM ko dekha daitey heen..specially “SHEIKH” ko …aur scene hamesha yee hota hay k as soon as he sees that gal..he freaks out “wallah wallha kia…” so …so this Astaghfar is better

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With Love:


Only that person worth your tears, who never made u cry!

hahaha v funny.

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bechaaarii!!!