Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s
mini
van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught
in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive
lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize
it’s
terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself,
but
I’m
recently “widowed,” she explained. “I’m afraid the neighbors will
talk if
I
let you stay in my house.”“Don’t worry,” Jack said. “Well be happy to sleep in the barn. And
if the
weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light”The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled
in
for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got
on
their
way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney.
It
took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined
that
it
was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, “Bob, do you
remember
that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski
holiday up
North?”"Yes, I do.
“Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house
and
pay her a visit?”“Yes,” Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. “I have
to
admit that I did.”“And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
name?”Bob’s face turned red and he said, “Yeah, sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I
did.
Why do you ask?”“She just died and left me everything.”
(And you thought the ending would be different ha, didn’t you?)
wish it were me, (Jack not Bob)