A man asked his wife what she’d like for her
birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she
replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up
bright and early and off they went to a local
theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride
in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop,
the Wall of Fear - everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme
park, her head reeling and her stomach upside
down. Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her
husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra
fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars
epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled
home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He
leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what
was it like being six again?”
One eye opened. “You idiot, I meant my dress
size.”
The moral of this story: Even when the man is
listening, he’s still gonna get it wrong.
A loving heart is the truest wisdom.- Charles Dickens
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