Sister

Once upon a time, there was a man who came home very late and very drunk
every night. His wife decided to teach him a lesson, so she dressed up like
Satan and hid in the dark to scare him when he got home. When he finally
came stumbling across the lawn, his wife jumped out in front of him and
howled like a demon. He just looked at her and slurred, “You don’t scare me;
I’m married to your sister!”

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heard it b4 but good anyway…


My strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…

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Lol

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LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Hahahahahahahah!

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I was born with a defective eye :wink:

LOLzzzz

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I’m Gonna Be The Champ
The Way I Wanna Be
( Muhammad ALI )