Sir, My wife is missing :(

[FairyTale]

Man : Sir my wife is missing.

Postman: O Bhai, yeh post office hai, Police Station nahin.

Man: Oh, sorry, kiya karoon? Kahan Jaaon? Khushi ke maaray kuch samjh hi nahin aaraha.

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