A ship sank in high seas and the following
people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the
middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
H. 2 American men and 1 American woman
I. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
One month later, on various parts of the island,
the following was observed:
A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man
for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly
schedule of when they alternate with the German
woman.
D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and
the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the
endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman,
and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the
other men on the island trying to sell them the
Mexican woman.
G. The two Irish men began by dividing up their
part of the island into Northern & Southern parts,
and by setting up a distillery. They do not
remember the Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy after
the first few litres of coconut whiskey; but at least
the English are not getting any.
H. The two American men are contemplating the
virtues of suicide while the American woman bitches
about her body being her own, the true nature of
feminism, how she can do everything that they can do,
about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal
division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her much nicer, and
how her relationship with her mother is improving.
But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
AND FINALLY:
I. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for
someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.
