Single ;)

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says,
Single, HUH?

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,
Howd you guess?`

He says, Because youre ugly.


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Re: Single :wink:

phir kia huwa? ugli pagli ne kuch to kaha hoga?

PS: hansna kahan tha? :confused:

Re: Single :wink:

yeh kya tha :konfused:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner

yeh sb cheezain ugly logon k use krny ki hain to v all are ugly :hoonh:

Re: Single :wink:

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joke mein wife hi ni hai :no:

Re: Single :wink:

apko adat ho gye hai wife k khilaf jokes parhne ki :nessy:

Re: Single :wink:

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adat ho ni gyi, adat bht purani hai :wink:
aapko pta ab lg raa hai :smiley:

Re: Single ;)

to mujhy b adat dalni paray gi boys k khilaf jokes post krnay ki :ASA:

Re: Single :wink:

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u r too late :whistling:
go ahead :smiley:

Re: Single :wink:

Good:clap:

Re: Single :wink:

kuj v nahi

sirf last line pe

Re: Single :wink:

Ja k apni le lavo

kiyon 2sreyan di biwiyan de pichho pae o

Re: Single :wink:

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aap ne suna ni, bisti aur biwi doosro ki e achi lgti hai :omg:

Re: Single :wink:

acha

chalo fir marriage bureau khol lo

Re: Single :wink:

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us se faida hoga ? :hmmm:
tajrbey :eek:

Re: Single :wink:

2sron ki biwiyan dekh k khush hote rehna:chai:

Haan woh bhi

Re: Single :wink:

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wo tou hone wali biwian hui na, mere bhaio ka ghar barbaad ho aur me khush hun ? :nahi:

Re: Single :wink:

Good one :k:

Re: Single :wink:

barbaad nahi abaad:smilestar: