Shake n bake
before you go to work in the morning don’t forget to take the chicken out of the freezer.
OK open the shake n bake bag and put one tea spoon of chili powder and some garlic powder and shake it well.
Now take the cleaned chicken and one by one put the pieces in the bag and shake it well. When all done put them in a pan and then in the oven.
while its cooking, turn on some nice music
now take one cup of basmati rice and (after washing) put it in a rice cooker, the water should be one inch higher then the rice (surface of rice in the pot),cover it and put it on the stove (don’t forget to turn it on).
Now while you listening to rap music take some onions and tomatoes and cut them nicely, after cutting onions put them in a small bowl, put some salt on it and let it sit for few minutes, in the mean time cut some celery sticks and carrots.
Wash the onions with water and put it in the centre of the plate, and on all sides put some tomatoes, celery sticks and carrots.
don’t forget the rice,
when you see the water disappearing, turn the stove knob to low and let it simmer for few minutes, then take of the lid, take a clean piece of cloth and cover the lid before putting it back on the rice pot. Cover it well and leave it for 5 - 10 minutes.
Chicken
by this time the chicken needs turning over, so go ahead and turn it over. and let it sit for few more minutes.
start setting the table,
put a candle on you deserve it, and since you are a guy (single guy) have a beer, not wine,
the rice are done by now, hold the pot with both hands, (don’t forget the gloves) and shake it well, this way the rice come apart for better look on the plate.
put them on a plate for cooling down,
get the chicken, and put it on a separate plate, and enjoy
that’s the 30 minute great meal for a single guy
don’t forget ketchup. And use a fork not your hands.
you just said that to get the chicken didnt you 
