One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually? Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. Friend: ‘Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?’ Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
Mr Banta Singh is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time. Banta : ‘Oye Gar®y. You think I don’t know who U are?. I can’t compete with a world champion’ Gary : ‘How about if I play left handed ?’ Banta : [Think.. Think..] ‘OK!’ Banta is demolished in 4 moves… and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Santa Singh. Banta : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed… Santa : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!
BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL. Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Beppo Singh: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
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