Sindu's Quote

Famous cricketter Navjot singh sidhu has been getting lots of appreciation for his humorous and bold commentries on TV. Here are few of his comments. You might like it…


  • Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
  • India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
  • Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
  • That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
  • ‘Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide’.
  • Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
  • He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot
    go beyond 30!
  • The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend,
    that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
  • The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car
    through it!
  • As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
  • The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
  • The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
  • He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
  • The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
  • Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
  • The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala? one falls and everything else falls!

Enjoy !!!1

hehe

Well getting a retirement also draws some advantages , one of em is you can easily criticize and make fun of their team..

Yes his quotes are quite famous, I read somewhere that there is a site dedicated to his quotes, AQ have you got the link to that site.

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Yes his quotes are quite famous, I read somewhere that there is a site dedicated to his quotes, AQ have you got the link to that site.
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No ehsan bhai.But I will try to find out.

More quotes for you:

a.. A girl born beautiful is half married

b.. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole. There is no team co- operation

c.. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that

d.. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't matter....

e.. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!

f.. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans

g.. Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition...

h.. Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated

i.. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the cricket without any aim)

j.. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane, when batting

k.. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock

l.. A barking dog better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians ,Bark aloud and let everyone hear you louder!!!

m.. The dog that barks last, barks best

n.. SUCCESS HAS MANY FATHERS .... FAILURE IS AN ORPHAN!!!!!

o.. S. Ramesh running between the wickets is like a snail going slow!

p.. He is like an indian transistor which does not work until you give it two slaps.

q.. If u r trying to beat india in their home you are you trying to get milk out of an ox.

r.. Indian team is just like indian monsoon.you just cant predict when there will be flood & when drought.

the link … http://www.setindia.com/max/sidhuisms/favourite.htm

i have been listening to his commentary..and IMHO his quotes are good as long as the novelty is there…once it wears off it sorta irritates u..his screaming/shouting/cackling really gets on to your nerves…

Yeah it does, and his eyes are wide open when hes doing that… Scary…

pufahahahahahahahaha

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