Simply dumb, stupid and totally *smack*

Salam all,

so did anyone of u ever do something wich was totally–> :rolleyes: :o and :hoonh: ?

i can tell abt me, that once at school i went to toilet and i didnt lock the door (i forgot to lock it, but i didnt know ke i didnt lock it) so jab maine bahir nikalna chaha, i turned the lock, so actually NOW i had locked the door, but i thought ke pehle se lock laga hai, so mere hisab i had unlocked it now.
and :-/ the door didnt go open, (duh lock laga tha :hoonh:)
and maine socha i am stuck in there, like crazy i started to bash at the door and to scream :smack:
finally my headteacher came and meanwhile maine lock ko phirse phair liya tha, but i didnt know ke door was open now, cz i was so confused,and she opened the door and said: “oh sweety, it alright, come out”.

such a shame on me, everyone was starring at me, and my face was all red, i didnt even wash my hands (darr ke maaray bhool gayee :bummer:)

so do such things happen to u people aswell, or am i the only jhalli? :nook:

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hmm so i am the only weirdo :disgust:

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ohh Allah ka shukar hay yaha mayray tarha ak aur pagal bee agaya/agaee hay :smiley:
ohh in childhood i was such a shararti bachee :smack:
once mayray abu kay dost kee biwi kay haan murda bacha howa ta.. and they hide it from her at the beginning in the hospital.. so my mom and dad went to hospital to see her and unfortunalty they took me as well :frowning: so as i entered the room i was like “amee yah wahee lady hay jin kay haan murda bacha howa ta” :smack:
after that u can imagine what might have happened :bummer:

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:smack: issi liye main ziadah baatain nai karti. na baat karungi, na moonh se koi aisi waisi baat nikle gi :(:k:

aur i m a she :slight_smile:

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:smiley:

Well always when i shower i always doubble check ke the door is locked na :blush: but one day i forgott to check the damn door and i thought it was locked :smack: But it wasent , so while i was showering someone came in :bummer:

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:expressionless: who came in?

i also didnt lock the door once while showering :blush:
lekin shukr hai ke no one came in warna satya naas hojata :smack:

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uff i just wanna forgett ke it ever happend na , i cant tell who it is on gs :bummer:

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ok :hug: msn pe bata dena :expressionless:

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i just wished it never happend:(

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what stupid thing is going on here

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that is where the shower certain plays one of its important role :hoonh:

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in preps .. i used to ask my teacher"
"mam can i go and drink washroom "

lmao !

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:rotfl:

so finally you found your way to cafe after changing 3 IDs. :hug:

welcome :hula:

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oye chhadh na, :hug: hota hai, hota hai. kabhi aise kaam bas hojatay hain zindagi mein :clown:

waise thank god it never happened to me :halo:

par i can tell u ke once when i was little, main pakistan gayee thi, aur koi banda naha raha tha and maine ghalti se dekh liya :smack:

shukr hai us banday ne mujhe nai dekh liya, warna log tau yehi sochtay hain na ke aap ne aisa kaam jaan boojh ke kiya :bummer: (tauba tauba)

par chill :slight_smile:

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stupidity of live :slight_smile:

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:rotfl:
arre that is old fashioned na :hehe:
aaj kal ke showercabines sheeshay ke hotay hain ya jis chhez ke bhi and they are seethrough :stuck_out_tongue:

waise shower ke pardeh ki baat karrahi ho na tum? :expressionless:

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:rotfl:

:rolleyes: woh bhi sochti hogi ke ‘haye haye’ :halo:

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Ji :soldier: :smiley:

so you never ever did anything weird in life? :expressionless:
yaqeen nai hota?

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maiN ne jo jo harkatiaN keeN haiN wo yahaN batanay ki nahiN haiN :blush:

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bachpan mai superman banay ka shoq tha , roof say Jump mari yah sooch kar kay foran fly karo ga superman ke tarha , jesay he jump mari tu ankh mari hospital mai khooli or phir band ho gaie :bummer:

aik dafa Shabraat mai creakerz meray hatho mai tha , papa manaa kartay tha kay nahi kuch karna JAL jaoo gaay . . . so us waqat hath mai meray crackerz or samnay say ABBA JAAN atay nazar aie , manay appni peechay or neechay ke taraf un BOMBz ko rakh kar un par beth geyah . . . . .just in a few sec aik zordar dhamaka howa or sab Kuch JAL geyah :frowning: ajj tak yaad hai mujh ko manay us din LAL colour ke khoobsorat CHADI pahni hoie thi jo mari FAV thi . . . . . jis kay peechay USA ka naqshaa ban chuka tha :crying: . . . . . . 10 din tak Ultaaa sooyah :teary1: or adat parnay par ajj bhi ultaa soota ho :frusty:

or sunaoo ? ? ? ? ? kia kia suno gay kia kia sunaooo . . . .is dil mai boohat dukh chupa howa hai :frowning: