A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man
realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be
the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
well i told the same joke in my german class[ofcourse i had to translate it in german] BUT nobody found it to be very funny probably cause’ they did not understand it … the only time when they laughed was when i said in english “joke no 2..joke no 3…”
Your Faith gives me strength Your smiles wash away my sorrows your touch heals my wounds You are in my blood and my soul… There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah
probably cause’ they did not understand it … the only time when they laughed was when i said in english “joke no 2..joke no 3…”