- You try to enter your password on the microwave.
- You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
- You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you to ask:
“Do you wanna go get a beer?” and he replies: “Yeah, give me five
minutes”. - You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America,
but you
haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. - Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do
not
have e-mail addresses. - Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
- You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
- When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in
a business manner. - When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a “9”
to
get an outside line. - Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
- You really get excited about a 1.7% pay rise.
- You know exactly how many days you’ve got left until you retire.
- You see a good looking, smart person and you know it must be a
visitor.
15 Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet. - Being sick is defined as you can’t walk or you’re in the
hospital. - You’re already late on the assignment you just got.
- Your boss’s favorite lines are:
- When you’ve got a few minutes…
- Could you fit this in…?
- In your spare time ..when you’ve got a moment .. I know you’re
busy
but… - I have an opportunity for you
- Your relatives and family describe your job as “works with
computers.” - You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.
…AND THE CLINCHERS ARE…
21. You read this entire list and you kept nodding and smiling.
22. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
“friends
you send jokes to” e-mail group.
23. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list
already, but you don’t have time
to check so you forward it anyway