Signs That You are Too Drunk
Signs You are too Drunk
You loose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from
falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your
alchohol
stream.
Career won't progress beyong Senator from
Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the
toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th
food
group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case-
coincidence? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now
THAT'S a
drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while
you were
in the bar.
You fall off the floor...
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a
burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is...
uh...'
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear
is in
the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are
Caffeine,
Nicotine, Alchohol, and [Women or Men].
Every night you're beginning to find your
roommate's cat more and more attractive.
Roseanne looks good.
Don't recognize wife unless seen through
bottom of
glass.
That damned pink elephant followed me home
again.
Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their
heads
when they walk past you.
I'm as sober as a judge.
The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent
watering.
You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO
TORO!' in the
middle of the night.
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”