Signs of getting older

Daanie · September 22, 2003, 3:12am

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.

You read the obituaries to find eligible women.

Old ladies offer to help you cross the street.

Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

You have all the answers but nobody is asking you the questions.

You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.

KrazyKhan · September 23, 2003, 8:17am

:D..........horror......

Khanzada · September 23, 2003, 3:57pm

Re: Signs of getting older

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*Originally posted by Daanie: *
You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.

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:biggthumb

yaasir · September 24, 2003, 4:18am

Phat_gurl · September 24, 2003, 5:00am

Dedicated to old guppies :D

larki_punjaban · September 24, 2003, 2:08pm

thank god i dont do that :D

_Passionate · September 24, 2003, 3:36pm

lol :D

Baba_G · September 24, 2003, 3:46pm

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You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
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oh i still rock and can I get it going or what..

the_speciALIst · September 24, 2003, 6:42pm

oohhh its gonna happen to us

lastknightess · September 24, 2003, 7:23pm

I'd rather be DEAD than get that OLD :D

KrazyKhan · September 25, 2003, 7:58am

Khanzada…yeah like u already dont do THAT……

larki_punjaban · September 25, 2003, 4:38pm

Re: Signs of getting older

i did that yesterday, OMG i’m getting old

old before i even reach 18