You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra ppl with you
2.your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road)
3."Paracetamol"is your cure to every illness
4.Your remote control is still in its plastic packet
5.Your mobile phone “just happens to ring” when you see a member of the opposite sex
6.Your hire a convertible in mid-December
7.You secretly watch “Asian tv” but pretend you’ve never heard of it
8.At the age of 30, you still think you can get away with paying child fare on the bus
9.You have a telephone at home but no body is allowed to use it
10.You find a photo of a man with bushy hair, white shoes and sunglasses…you ask who is he and find out it’s your uncle
11.You dance at a complete stranger’s wedding (and claim you are a distant relative)
12.You some how think you were involved in Tu pac’s death
13.You drive your car around the same spot for 19 years playing music that was out in '95
14.You achieve A*'s in every subject and your parents tell you to study HARDER
15.Your car is better than your house
16.Universities let you in for Medicine just by looking at you
17.There is a tub of “Pride Ghee” and a sack of “Tilda Basmati” in your hallway
18.You are unable to open your front door because of the pile of shoes blocking the way
19.Your parents have a PANIC ATTACK when something dirty comes on tv
20.Girly:Your brother thinks he’s your dad
21.A member of your family claim that they once used to live in the Taj mahal
22.You have to offer guests tea even before they’ve stepped in to your house
23 YOU address every other Asian person on the planet as “YOUR COUSIN”
24 Your wedding takes place in either a community centre or a crappy restaurant on Wilmslow road
25.you know how an indian film will end even before it’s started (but you still watch it)
26 You’re related to your doctor
27You go to a wedding with an empty car, but on the way back you end up giving the entire population of the wedding a lift home (and you have’nt seen half of these ppl in your life)
28At school, your parents were never aware or parents evening (… and if they did attend parents evening and you got a bad report, you told them that the teachers were all racists)
29You arive late at every party
30.At weddings the cameraman only ever films you when you’re eating
31.Your parents find no criticisms in an indain film where some guy jumps off a cliff and jumps back on again .. ppl burst into song when their relatives are DYING; EVIL POLITICIANS RULE THE WORLD; AND EVEN THE POLICE DON’T CARE AND THEN THEY WONDER WHY YOU PREFER TO WATCH “EASTENDERS”
- At parties you wear more glitter and sparkly bits than a christmas tree
33 you get over-excited when you see another Asian person on tv you are constantly being compared to every other Asian kid on the Planet
How many of them are true for u?
